The man I'm not, but could have been...

Red jeep cherokee,
Personal trainer,
Waxed back, crack and sack,
Back to the penthouse suite,

Spray tanned,
Waxed vagina,
Bleached anus,
A girlfriend with a perfect smile,

A blonde with bolt on boobs,
who knows or cares if these puppies are fake..
or not,
when she likes anal...sometimes...

Laughing friends,
sitting on the balcony,
discussing mobile phone plans,
sipping sparkling wine,

Faking it,
Girlfriend cheating with your best mate,
Trapped just like the rest of us,
A Perfect Life.